Ben, my friend from France, took it upon himself to entertain me and make me feel better. He visited me many times, and brought me movies to watch. We watched “Into the Wild” together, and I really enjoyed it, all things considered.
When I’m complaining about my problems to him, I think about how difficult it must be for him to understand what I’m saying. English is his second language, and I already have adopted talking slower than I naturally do to make it easier for him. He understands a lot, but now I feel like I’m throwing wrenches into the works: every other word is squeaked-out and practically unsaid because of my lost voice, and I can’t articulate very well when most of my consonants sound like n’s because of all the snot in my face. Maybe he understands it all, or maybe he just understands enough to know that I’m complaining about being sick, and catching every third word is enough for that I’m sure. Ben also made me some tea that I didn’t want, but this miracle drink has become a salvation for me. It’s definitely the closest to relief I can get, which he is smug about because he basically forced me to drink it in the first place.
Going to the pharmacy in Ireland is an interesting experience. Every medicine is behind the counter, and you have to describe your symptoms to whoever is working there. My first experience at the pharmacy was met with a teenager with blue streaks in her hair who was chomping on gum. You tell them what’s wrong with you, then they will pick which medicine is best for you and hand you about 8 unfamiliar pills. Needless to say, I’ve requested that my family ship me a bunch of medicine as soon as they can.
I went to the pharmacy and told the woman I had a stuffy nose, sore throat, congestion, coughing, and body aches. A cold.
“Do you want something non-drowsy?” she asked.
“Yes, I definitely want something non-drowsy.”
She shuffled behind the counter a bit, and came up with a box of medicine called Benylin.
“Here, there are pills for day and night.”
“Oh, but I don’t want anything that will make me drowsy,” I said.
“Ok, well then just don’t take the nighttime pills, only take the daytime pills,” she suggested.
I said “Wait. You want me to buy all this medicine and only take half the pills? Then it won’t help me the way it’s supposed to, will it?”
“This medicine will make you feel better.”
“But is that Sudafed over there? Can I just have some of that?”
“This is the medicine you want. And some of these.” She took out a box of throat lozenges called Strepsils.
Fine. Despite the fact that her qualifications to diagnose me and prescribe half the recommended dose of a medicine just to avoid being drowsy were questionable at best, I paid for them both and left.
I got back to my apartment and found that the throat drops could only be taken once every three hours. Great. That settled my cough for about as long as it took to dissolve the little drop. The Benylin, which mandates that I “follow the dosage instructions,” didn’t give clear dosage instructions at all. There were four pills for each day that were to be taken in the ‘Morning, Mid-Morning, Afternoon, and Night.’ It didn’t say anything about time in between pills, which made things difficult for me. My morning starts around noon, my afternoon is around 4, mid-afternoon would obviously fall in between, and I wouldn’t take my nighttime pill until I was ready for sleep. That means I would take three daytime pills in about four hours, and then one nighttime pill around midnight. That just didn’t seem right. I found a system that I implemented for a few days in which I took them about 4 hours apart, starting from the time I woke up, but after a few days with no results, I just depended on painkillers and tea.
All the walking to the store and back and taking care of myself made me realize how much I took for granted being a sick child who’s mother could care for her. I hate being a sick, independent adult. This experience definitely gave me a better idea of what it must have felt like for Patrick when he had kidney stones in London and mom wasn’t there to help him through the surgery. Only it was as if I had kidney stones AND couldn’t stop coughing. Imagine that.